The Current Crisis
Global warming, deforestation and global waste (plastics, hazardous materials, etc.) are threatening everything that lives on our big blue marble, from the tiniest single-celled organisms to the great blue whale, the biggest animal on earth.
By now, we've all started to experience the effects of climate change in one form or another: more frequent forest fires, extreme temperatures, more powerful hurricanes, to name a few. Then there are the shocking images we've seen online: dead whales, seals, sea birds, sea turtles and other creatures impaled by, encased in, or filled with the detritus of human lives and activities.
For the self-proclaimed brainiest creature on Earth, we sure don’t seem to be using our noggins when it comes to reducing our carbon footprint, do we?
Deforestation by the Numbers
Among the most pressing of environmental concerns is what deforestation is doing to the environment. It is estimated that deforestation contributes as much as 30 percent to global greenhouse gas emissions each year. And far too much environmental destruction is caused by the needless, wasteful use of toilet paper (a wood-based product).
Every single day—Monday through Sunday, 365 days a year—Americans alone use an astonishing 100,000,000 rolls of toilet paper in futile attempts to cleanse their bottoms!
And are you aware that it takes roughly:
EVERY SINGLE DAY just to make those 100,000,000 rolls of toilet paper?
Now you do! Isn’t it just obscene—it’s insane!
Here’s a far better way to ensure a clean undercarriage and a wholesome hiney—while you help preserve forests!
The most generous environmental heroes among us are taking steps to reduce their ecological footprints in the Amazon and other forests across the globe. One of the best ways is to start using the EcoJet, which can reduce toilet paper waste up to 100%. (Some use 50% less toilet paper; some buy wash cloths to dry themselves after using the EcoJet and forego using toilet paper altogether when they’re at home.)
In a world where big corporations are ignoring the environmental consequences of their actions, we need to do everything we can on an individual basis to make their depredations less lucrative. We need to resist their rapacity by doing what we can to save what’s left of the oxygen-giving forests that remain!
Although none of us, acting alone, can keep the Amazon from burning or the polar icecaps from melting, each of us can …
If you need more convincing (which we doubt), a quick read of The Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why It Matters by author and journalist Rose George and the humorous and inspiring Jack Sim, founder of the World Toilet Organization, can deliver the one-two knockout punch you need to make a change TODAY to the way you bathe your butt!
Introducing the EcoJet Micro-Shower:
A frugal, simple, sensible solution that can have a huge positive impact on the planet
We created the EcoJet Micro-Shower (a twist on the standard stationary, in-home bidet) as a way to carry our clean-hiney solution everywhere we may need to “go” when we’re out and about… which is just about everywhere! The world's first portable micro-shower for the nether region took distinguished, international engineers months to create the ideal solution that has become a necessity for countless people.
To us “Toilet Paper = Toxic Planet!” so we wanted to make it possible for all environmentally conscious people to carry the same sensibilities to their sit-uations.
The EcoJet Micro-Shower is a handheld, USB-charged device that you fill with cold or warm water and position just so, to eliminate what’s left after you’ve eliminated in 30 to 60 seconds. It folds and fits into a small purse or pocket, making it both discrete and extremely handy whenever and wherever you need it.
Watch the video below to see the EcoJet in action.
The EcoJet is about far more than crack-cleaning in a healthier, more hygienic way. It’s about asking what we can do differently to protect the earth and its inhabitants, human and animal.
From now on, every time you sit down on a toilet to take care of business, you can feel good both externally (knowing you have a cleaner butt) and internally (knowing that you aren’t killing trees and wasting the enormous amounts of water that it takes to process pulp into paper the way you were before you started using your EcoJet).
Here are your Steps to an Eco-Friendly Butt:
In fact, we're so sure you'll love the EcoJet and what it does for you that we're offering a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee! Return it within 14 days and we'll refund your money, less shipping fees.
To top it all off, EcoJet will be donating a portion of sales to Leonardo DiCaprio’s environmental foundation, Earth Alliance, to help fight the raging fires that are devastating the Amazon rainforest and, after that, to other worthy environmental causes.
Join us now in the movement for sustainable hygiene and become a proactive partner in environmental preservation. This is your opportunity to transform an aspect of your daily life to be more eco-friendly in a very big way.
If you order TODAY, your EcoJet will be just $99 (a $50 saving) and we’ll include free shipping. So, order now and slash to smithereens your present use of toilet paper as you help save and protect the ecosystem we all depend on for our very lives.
P.S. And think of the money you'll save when you eliminate (or reduce by at least 50%) toilet paper from your shopping list!