Are You Suffering From An Itchy Butt, Hemorrhoids, Constipation, Or Other Anal Health Issues? EcoJet Can Make A Huge Impact On Your Life
There’s nothing more miserable than itching, burning and feeling miserable in unmentionable places when you’re out and about with friends and family or hard at work.
As a sufferer of chronic hemorrhoids and pruritus (anal itching), I understand only too well how painful and uncomfortable a trip to the bathroom can be. For anyone suffering from even more serious anal maladies, I can only say that my sympathy for you is enormous.
Sadly, anal health issues are extremely common. If you don’t already have something, you surely know someone who does, and the numbers show that it’s only a matter of time before you start having one or more of them.
For example, hemorrhoids afflict roughly every 20th person in the United States, and almost half of people over age 50 have them. If you already have them but don’t do something more to alleviate them, you’re likely to be saddled with the pain and discomfort they can cause for a very long time.
Whether your anal malady is itching, a fissure, hemorrhoids/piles, rectal prolapse, a fistula, IBD, IBS, or an ostomy, using toilet paper frequently causes additional complications because it doesn’t clean completely and because it’s dry, which can make wiping akin to torture against inflamed tissues.
So, you need a solution that doesn’t worsen what’s happening and one that will actually help alleviate your symptoms, and ideally prevent it as well.
It’s far too easy to assume that cleaning up with toilet paper is the answer to every bowel movement, because that’s what we’ve been taught to believe since we were toddlers.
But toilet paper doesn’t really clean your skin; it smears at least some residual poop around your anal opening, where it can cause further irritation and discomfort, leading to itching at best and an infection at worst.
(Seriously, now: would you consider picking up dog poop with your bare hand to throw it away AND then ONLY wiping your hand with toilet paper BEFORE going about the rest of your day? Of course not!)
The best way to alleviate itching, bleeding, discomfort and physical pain in your nether regions is to gently wash away residual particles with clean water.
How the EcoJet can have a huge positive impact on your life
Aside from the primary goal of reducing our environmental burden, we wanted the EcoJet to help anyone suffering from anal health issues, to soothe the pain and alleviate the symptoms. And this included myself.
As a serious sufferer of hemorrhoids, there were times when I dreaded visiting the bathroom. I knew the pain would be unbearable when I eliminated AND when I wiped. And since I couldn't wipe with enough force, I would leave the bathroom feeling unclean and itchy.
But with the development of the EcoJet, everything changed, and that fear was flushed down the toilet.
The soothing warm water from the EcoJet relaxes my anal muscles to make defecating (even with constipation) less problematic because I no longer have to strain. The EcoJet also removes leftover fecal matter so I don't have to painfully scrub inflamed tissues: all it takes is a dedicated towel or 2-3 squares of toilet paper to tap my bum dry.
Additionally, the EcoJet keeps the area around these varicose veins clean, which is crucial for avoiding itchiness and to ensure that no infection can gain a foothold.
What is the EcoJet?
The EcoJet Micro-Shower is a handheld, electronic device that you fill with cold or warm water and position just so, to eliminate what’s left after you’ve eliminated with a powerful and pulsating flow, all in just 25 to 40 seconds. It folds and fits into a small purse or pocket, making it both discreet and extremely handy whenever and wherever you need it. Each 2-hour charge of the USB-charged battery is good for roughly 100 cycles, so you won't have to worry about constantly charging or replacing the battery!
For most, the attached water reservoir (5.6 fluid ounces or 165 ml) is sufficient to clean till there's no trace of brown left, but if one desires a longer wash with more water (we won't blame you if you do since it feels sooo good and soothing!), the package includes a water bottle adapter to replace the water reservoir. Please understand that we are not supporting the purchase of plastic water bottles - that is completely against what we stand for. What we are trying to accomplish is getting perpetual use out of what would be a one-use plastic bottle that's already been made and used.
Through months of testing, we have found the perfect water pressure to clean fecal matter but not harm your nether region, while only making a gentle and discreet whirring noise. When shot up vertically, the water reaches 5 feet (1.52 meters) high on the HI setting and 2.5 feet (76 cm) on the LO setting. The clip below demonstrates this strength, with the EcoJet spraying down peanut butter with ease.
You're probably wondering two things:
(1) "Wouldn't this make a huge mess?"
(2) "Wouldn't this leave your butt dripping wet?"
The answer to (1) is: Absolutely Not! You are in 100% control of the stream of water, so as long as you turn it on only when it's pointed at your private areas, all the water and poop will drop into the toilet bowl and no mess will be made!
The answer to (2) is: Yes, your butt does get wet. The most eco-friendly method for drying is: just as you would use a towel to dry your crack after taking a shower, you can have a dedicated towel or cloth to pat your bum dry after an EcoJet shower. Alternatively, you can use a few squares of either bamboo or hemp toilet paper (which are more eco-friendly than wood-based toilet paper, but still add to environmental consumption). Finally, if the other options are not available, you can use 2-3 squares of toilet paper to pat yourself dry. This amount should be at least 50% less than your normal use of toilet paper, so you will still significantly be cutting your toilet paper consumption and saving more trees!
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Life With EcoJet
I want you to imagine your life with:
The points above are achievable with EcoJet. With a healthy, clean butt, pooping can return to the refreshing experience it should be instead of the traumatic sweat-inducer it has become! Emotionally, your mood will surely go from anxious, irritated and nervous to relaxed, carefree and calm every time you go.
EcoJet has already helped over 200 customers live a more hygienic and eco-friendly lifestyle, allowing them to reduce their environmental burden while increasing their personal cleanliness.
The EcoJet is a super-duper poop remover. From now on, every time you take care of your bathroom business, you’ll feel transformed knowing you’ll have a hygienic hiney and that you won’t be adding insult to injury by applying dry, wood-based plant materials to your already-afflicted nether regions.
In fact, we're so sure you'll love the EcoJet and what it does for you that we're offering a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee! Return it within 14 days and we'll refund your money, less shipping fees.
Here are your Steps to an Eco-Friendly Butt:
UPDATE: We are currently running a huge promotion for Climate Change Awareness Week. If you order TODAY, you can get your EcoJet for 50% off at a price of $79.99, and we’ll include free shipping as well! Inventory is limited, so click on the yellow button below right now and slash to smithereens your present use of toilet paper as you help save and protect the ecosystem we all depend on for our very lives.